WE KNOW IT’S BIG. WE MEASURED.
Four siblings win tickets to a chocolate factory where they find a magical wardrobe that leads them to a wintry place called Gnarnia (for copyright purposes). Another horribly botched spoof from the inept Jason Friedberg-Aaron Seltzer duo. They still haven’t learned how to set up funny gags, but teens obviously don’t mind financing their constant attempts. Chronicles of Narnia is the primary target this time; a few guest stars try hard (mostly in vain) to lift it out of the doldrums.
2007-U.S. 85 min. Color. Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. Cast: Kal Penn (Edward), Adam Campbell (Peter), Jennifer Coolidge (White Bitch), Jayma Mays, Faune A. Chambers. Cameos: Kevin Hart, Crispin Glover, Fred Willard, Carmen Electra.